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By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML

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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Cian_1 28

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:09

Oh, hello Stan.

Runner48 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:09

Stan Marsh?

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worldclassrager 39

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:03

That's tough...hope it can be over come...

PieterKing 5

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:22

That's messed up

olpally 32

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:04

Need a moment? Grab a twix... Or a bucket in this case. Lol.

kiddos 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:13

Hey Stan! Why won't you add me on Facebook?

claire1469 4

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:45

I was having a shower with my boyfriend and he gave me so much butterflies I fainted. Pretty embarrassing.

guckylynn 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:56

That used to happen to me with everyone I've dated except my fiancé.

thatbaybay 8

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:01

As a general rule for me the first kiss is always the worst cause you're so nervous but it gets better just get him to sneak up and kiss you cause that way you don't have to worry and then it's easier

xenmarkal51 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:04

Your stomach is trying to tell you, that you have no love life...

ITS_Arnold 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:36

STAN MARSH! He has a FML account!! Sweet!

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 5:01

I bet you're dying of humility, but hopefully he will understand

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