Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece...

By LawSchoolBoi - 30/04/2019 00:00

Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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By Sofvcked - 29/06/2022 10:00

Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML

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By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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By About2bhomeless - 09/11/2021 11:01

Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML

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Pyrotechnics

By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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Bitch better have my money

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 06:00

Today, after I started living with siblings to save money during pandemic, one of them has struggled to pay rent and after 2 years now owes me $10,000, which I will likely never see. I told him this is an unfair living situation, and will not be extending the lease. Now he's acting like a victim and treating me like an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2018 22:00

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it despite working full time and I part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML

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Spoiled

By StupidGaga - 17/08/2022 00:00

Today, I got an eviction notice. I confronted my roommate, who’s supposed to be covering rent with the half I give her. She said, “Uhhh, about that.. I got Lady Gaga orchestra seat tickets, do you mind covering rent for a while and I’ll pay you back?” She makes three times my income and I can’t afford rent by myself. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML

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Smithworthy 20

Tuesday 30 April 2019 0:17

You can probably go after her for leaving. After all, what she did was illegal and therefore breaking contract

TxKitten79 10

Tuesday 30 April 2019 1:32

You have 2 options, let it go and deal with it. Ir, sue her for damages

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Smithworthy 20

Tuesday 30 April 2019 0:17

You can probably go after her for leaving. After all, what she did was illegal and therefore breaking contract

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 30 April 2019 1:16

to quote Outkast "call the law"

TxKitten79 10

Tuesday 30 April 2019 1:32

You have 2 options, let it go and deal with it. Ir, sue her for damages

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 30 April 2019 5:34

Law will not help you. Nobody cares and she probably has no money anyway. Just don’t share leases (or your time in general) with safe space needing losers

alycion 38

Tuesday 30 April 2019 10:01

Small claims court to make a point. She also entered into an agreement with you to be responsible for her part of the bills for that time. It will take awhile to get the money back, so start adjusting. See if they will let you move to a cheaper apartment for the remainder of the lease.

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 30 April 2019 14:28

That's one bridge she burnt. Yes, this sucks. Karma will eventually get her. People like this eventually find themselves with nobody left and unable to function on their own.