Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd...

By TheHezzer - 21/02/2012 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By Loose Ends - 14/09/2016 23:48 - United States - Waltham

Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML

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Ratatouille

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! It's their master.

imp4ct 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Maybe it was like the one from Ratatouille and just wanted to make you a delicious meal? :)

Comments

alexmarieewing 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:46

Oh my god. I'd be scared too if I were you aha!

IndigoKitty 3

Friday 2 March 2012 20:09

i read an article on a website about that the other day, and now i'm edgy about it xD

XxRose_SparksxX 7

Sunday 11 November 2012 0:39

This was my worst fear as a child.

GraphicAustin 8

Monday 1 July 2013 5:12

I'm reading this as I'm taking a shit

JesseAttack 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:15

Nasty! But I prefer the rat to a snake...

TheCerealKiller 24

Saturday 19 October 2013 16:13

I read this on the toilet and I now fear for my anus.

prettygurl89 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:40

That happened to me once when I was a kid. I sat down to pee and was wondering why I didn't hear the urine hitting the water so I turned on the light and looked in the toilet. GIANT EFFING RAT. And I peed on it -_- I then proceeded to cry hysterically.