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Hey OP, just be thankful you're not from New York City
Im going to guess those downvotes are people who don't get the joke...
It's only a dream. I hope you forget it.
I'm on the toilet right now and I hate you.
YDI
Story of my life
I hear alligators crawl up toilets as well ;)
I also heard turtles are able to crawl up as well, what's even worse is that they're evil.
Even though the chances of something like that happening twice are pretty small... I still wouldn't risk it haha. FYL.
You ether misread the FML, or I'm impressed by you knowledge of rat-dream statistics and concerned that you're suggesting the OP never sleep again.
*either *your Poor form, mate.
My bad. Read it wrong. :). Sorry! And oh yeah. Definitely. When I'm not at my day job I'm researching rat dream statistics. Time well spent. @15
This is the exact reason I've invested so much in ToiletCats™. My toilets are rat-free, and the scratches are… mostly healing!
Where can I buy them? I live about 30 minutes away from Walmart...
Honestly depending on the breed some rats make grea pets, Wharf rats are the largest, what you would consider your typical New York sewer rat but they also happened to be one of the smartest and most trainable breeds, I hear they can get up to the size of a large cat or small dog, and from my experience if trained properly they are a lot less likely to bite than a dog or cat. Just keep an eye on the little bugger because of there is a way to open the cage or aquarium you have em in they will find out how and escape nightly to sneak into your room and curl up with you, cute and all but don't wana crush the little bugger
Never keep a rodent in an aquarium. They are prone to respiratory illness and an enclosed space with no air ventilition helps none.
I had a similar issue after watching a film as a child where a guy got eaten by a critter while on the loo.
that movie when the guy was sitting on the toilet trying to keep the lid closed..he chews on toothpicks..dropped the last one and leaned to get it and the thing in the toilet attacked him? (forgot the name tho)
That would be Dreamcatcher :)
That would be dream catcher by Steven King. And the guy's name is Joe "Beaver" Clarendon. That's one of my favorite books.
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I'm on the toilet right now and I hate you.
This is the exact reason I've invested so much in ToiletCats™. My toilets are rat-free, and the scratches are… mostly healing!