Health: Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with...

By one_BAMF - 25/07/2010 05:06 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

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Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML

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By batsu - 27/01/2012 06:48 - Canada

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Bonecrusher - 27/03/2015 22:50 - United States - Sonoma

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

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Sunday 25 July 2010 12:30

Booze to get drunk enough to be stupid - $50 bet to lick own elbow - $20 hospital bill after dislocating own elbow - $2000 Look on your friends faces when you lick it - Priceless

glendahoee 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 12:13

well at least you proved yourself

Comments

tpike1296 11

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:34

When I read this I thought it said eyebrow...I guess IDI for readin when I wake up! :)

babyceej 4

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:45

that's cool i think. now you can lick your elbows anytime if anyone will make a bet with you again. :)

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 15:55

If you can deal with the pain, your new found talent might be of worth! Think of all the money you could make betting other gullible people.

him51772 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

thats not an fml, how much did you get payed for that in comparison to how much it cost to get the shoulder put back in place???

Isamermaid 17

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:01

I can lick my elbow without harming myself. And if you're one that says "that's anatomically impossible!" then I'll bet you $20 too. We'll see who's laughing after that bet.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:05

Oh, don't be such a little bitch, OP. :P Just pop it back in, and get back to rubbing your winnings in your friends' faces.

navywife_carrie 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:32

Classic! wow ur dumb!

tdog_ossim 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:52

u did it!?!?

hellokittywhore 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:40

XD I tried!!! and I came so close!!! in times like these I wish I had Gene Simmon's tounge!!! I bet HE can lick his elbow with out dislocating his shoulder.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:27

I can lick my elbow.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:46

Me too. We's teh sex.

sexiibitch013 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:45

everybody knows it's impossible to lick your elbow

Djosef_fml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 22:49

Care to put a 20$ bet on that? And add 20$ on the bet if I can lick my elbow in two different arm positions? Because I would enjoy getting 40$ so easily.