By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
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MoobyTheCow 2

So let me get this straight: You feel the need to tell us that you dove "perfectly," indicating that you're a prima donna. Then, because you're a prima donna, you made a big show of splashing around in the water and freaking out like you were drowning instead of just blushing and looking around like a normal person. Then, when someone jumped in to rescue you, you continued to cry and panic instead of snapping back to reality and telling the person you were ok, and didn't think to stop even as he started dragging you back to the side of the pool? How did you not deserve it?

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kuewaz 0

lmfao I feel so bad for u right now ahaha

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danny25 0

damn girl you know you liked it I would have loved to you that

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xXlLaMaXx 5

bull u wouldn't. be swimming this time of year especcially un canada

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MoobyTheCow 2

So let me get this straight: You feel the need to tell us that you dove "perfectly," indicating that you're a prima donna. Then, because you're a prima donna, you made a big show of splashing around in the water and freaking out like you were drowning instead of just blushing and looking around like a normal person. Then, when someone jumped in to rescue you, you continued to cry and panic instead of snapping back to reality and telling the person you were ok, and didn't think to stop even as he started dragging you back to the side of the pool? How did you not deserve it?

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jordEnyay 0

it's not that bad kinda a hott way to meet a guy

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omgwtffmmfl 0

OP is from Northern Canada. A little cold this time of year to be swimming?

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Trixies100 0

ok #89 you need to shut the **** up.There are some guys that love big women. you are prob some guy who is a **** sucker nobodys pefect and yeah she did't have to tell us how she went into the water but you don't have to be a asshole and call her s ****

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Kylias 6

Not owned at all. Spell correctly next time and it might be a little intimidating, because as of right now you just look like a 12-year-old prat who just got their first keyboard. ;)

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yayaimannoying 4

lol definately FYL if u were nieve enough not to know that ur bottems would come off...

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tisiphone_fml 0

One piece swimsuits are ugly, but bikinis *suck* for diving. If you're not curvaceous, you have to be really certain that both halves fit well and are tied tightly.

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