Miscellaneous: Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone...

By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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You deserved it 10 739

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By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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You deserved it 11 440

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 5 751

By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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You deserved it 48 401

Tracking

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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You deserved it 123

Some help you were

By Logged Off - 02/01/2022 07:59

Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML

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You deserved it 928

By wookieewhosshe - 25/04/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML

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You deserved it 1 855

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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You deserved it 29 184

fallingstarsxox 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Lmao troll phone

taytoc 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Ah smart phones....

Comments

TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:35

Oh my goodness. What is the name of this app? I'm going to download it on my brother's phone tonight.

XxHoodieBearxX 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:15

That is brilliant.

ImBobo_fml 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 7:34

the app is called charge alert you're welcome :)

Havin 19

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:11

Thanks 103, there's going to be some trolling. They see me trollin' they hatin'....

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:01

Oh my god, you're a genius! I'd do the same if i knew my brother's code.. I'm your biggest fan! XD

Havin 19

Wednesday 7 March 2012 10:27

130 not 103 my bad.

Chingy892987 14

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:37

Sounds like the phone had a good time ;)

picklemonger 13

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:37

You need an app to know when your phone is charged??? The little battery icon at the top isn't enough anymore? You totally deserve it. :-P

live2swim 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 17:43

A lot of people charge their phone at night and when u overcharge ur phone, it kills it's battery life... So it's actually a pretty good app and op does not deserve it

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 3 March 2012 17:50

So you'd rather be woken up when the phone is done charging?

sorry4partyrockn 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 18:02

Yes 47, otherwise that defeats the purpose of charging it in the first place :P

disney_blonde 16

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:45

But waking me up from sleep defeats the purpose of charging it at night....

sorry4partyrockn 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 6:26

Then that's your problem for choosing to charge it over the night.

daminantion 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 6:59

Actually you can't 'overcharge' most new phones. If it seems to have a low length of charge, let it die completely, then charge, then do it once more. It will reset the battery's sensors and optimize itself. Batteries lose integrity yes, but it's the sensor failure that makes people think they're completely kaput.