Miscellaneous: Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone...

By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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Tracking

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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Some help you were

By Logged Off - 02/01/2022 07:59

Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 25/04/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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fallingstarsxox 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Lmao troll phone

taytoc 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Ah smart phones....

Comments

saraahbaybee 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:45

LOOOOL I JUST DIED OF LAUGHTER

SirSquishyPants 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:21

Then how'd you post that comment?

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:18

reincarnation ^

cooperd52 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:46

Apps these days... Pretty soon they'll be able to cool us dinner

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:08

Yeah they'll 'cool' us dinner after we 'pluck' them in.

ABlackPerson 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:11

*cook

Sumalum 7

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:47

Thats funny...And scary.

Rachaelc23 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:47

Omg I actually lol'd

cassiebear7652 7

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:48

Why can't you just check and see when your phone is charged fully?

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:20

If you overcharge a battery, it'll kill the lifespan by a good bit. Once in a while is harmless, but over time, it can't keep a charge for more than a few hours. I should know; iPhone batteries suck enough to begin with.