Miscellaneous: Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone...

By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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Tracking

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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Some help you were

By Logged Off - 02/01/2022 07:59

Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 25/04/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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fallingstarsxox 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Lmao troll phone

taytoc 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Ah smart phones....

Comments

Bella028_fml 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:37

What's the app called? I've been looking for one for one for my iPod...

aubbeymp 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:45

What's the app called?!

riahlyn42392 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:46

Lol that's awesome

puertoricanjoy 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:57

Best FML ever!!! Lol

blaqqdiamonz0815 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:18

Hahahahaha dayum XD!

Snooki724 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:25

Dude!! What is the name of that app?!?! I want it!

aubbeymp 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:38

Charge Alert

PinkNinjaAttack 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:49

Phone win

VampasarousRex 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:00

Your current username is so fitting in this situation.

saidawhiting 14

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:40

Probably because she formed an account just to post this FML, and chose her username accordingly. Happens all the time.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 4 March 2012 4:56

You don't have to make a specific account on here to post an FML. it's no different than writing to an advice column in a newspaper, i.e. "Mortified in Montana" or "Clumsy in Columbia". It's just a name :)