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By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 23:35 - United Kingdom - Somerton

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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Monday 14 February 2011 12:12

ahahaha this ones the best

Lizza330 28

Monday 14 February 2011 12:17

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

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brian666 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:55

LMAO!!!!!

secretskill87 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:57

I gotta say I'm jelous of OP. I'm trans pre op M2F and only open on the net and my close freinds I wish I could have a dream that awsome. but on your issue I don't think it means anything ignore what ppl say I had a dream once that my freind from work was dressed up as batman robbing the place we work at and I was robin and I kicked his ass among many other batman robber look alikes and by no means am I fan of robin nor do I know any kind of martial arts dreams are strange some are realistic but however if you are keeping the desire to be a woman concealed u have to just face it otherwise it will destroy you like it nearly did me I am trying in my life to be mopre open and honest about who I am but I don't think you are gay even if you are theroretically trans alot of trans ppl still like women (like myself) so they basically become trans lesbians but if you are attracted to men there is nothing worng with that at all. there is nothing wrong with you and like I said it could just be a stupid dream. Good Luck I hope this helps.

bozazitz 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:09

dude, i was in bed getting ready to sleep, now i cant sleep nor stop laughing! lool

ashleyXoXoXo 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:19

u might have a girl brain and a boy body or ur just gay

zargon 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:14

Or it could (read: probably does) have nothing to do with either of those things and it could just be a normal dream. Seriously, this ranks pretty low on the scale of how weird dreams can be and nobody (or, rather, nobody mature and sane) thinks that dreams of flying means the dreamer has superpowers.

ashleyXoXoXo 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:07

dude relax it's my opinion and urs right ur own comment don't replay on mine!! kk

zargon 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:03

Call it your opinion if you wish. Perhaps it is also your opinion that 2+2 = 5? I mean, I'll grant you, our understanding of dreams is very lacking, so it's not quite as clear-cut as simple arithmetic, but your comment still betrays a certain ignorance. Which would have been much more ignorable if half of the posts here weren't of the same ilk. Also, in the words of a great man, "ENGLISH, ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT?" That is all. Adieu.

ashleyXoXoXo 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:29

u just think ur ******* better than everyone don't u well but u know what I know I know tht ******* 2+2=4 and I also know tht ur a ******* bitch who doesn't get the sentence dont replay on my comment means u jackass from -Ashley oh and p.s ur a ******* pussy

zargon 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:23

"u just think ur ******* better than everyone don't u " Just the people I'm better than. "I know tht ******* 2+2=4" I hoped you would since my comment wouldn't have made much sense if you didn't. "who doesn't get the sentence dont replay on my comment" No, I don't get it, because it doesn't make any sense. Perhaps try rephrasing in a language I understand? I suggest English, but I'll accept Latin if you prefer. My Russian's a bit rusty, but I could probably figure it out if that's what works best for you. Really, since the hope here is that you'll make a legitimate effort to be understood, anything I can run through Translate would be better than whatever you're typing. "oh and p.s ur a ******* pussy" Mmm. Biting commentary, truly. I can't figure out if you're trying to call me cowardly or genitalia given that you have no data with which to conclude either one, but the latter one amuses me far more. Actually, given how clearly you haven't been communicating, it's probably more likely that you just confused "a ******* pussy" with "******* pussy", which is actually true, although I don't see how it's relevant.