Miscellaneous: Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white...

By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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You deserved it 1 158

By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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You deserved it 54 384

By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 23:35 - United Kingdom - Somerton

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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You deserved it 918

By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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You deserved it 252

Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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dre_bro11 12

Monday 14 February 2011 12:12

ahahaha this ones the best

Lizza330 28

Monday 14 February 2011 12:17

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

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myloveisawesome 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:28

Maybe you were dreaming of the girl you want to marry? Or maybe not.. haha.

Vaesive 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:45

Therapy time

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:51

Ahahahaah!!!

kelciemedile 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 19:55

xD that's funny!

jennapho 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:28

u must really want to be a girl to of dreamt that

Xxak907xX 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 1:14

thats a little ****** up dude. did somebody do something to your drink?

popo37 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 3:42

maybe ur dream is telling u something!?

Cjw1220 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:16

One can assume you are playing catcher.

Rainbowjumper0 12

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:51

Well that's not awkward and totally weird at all.

shuffleknight 3

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:20

that sucks u might be turning into a ****.

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