Miscellaneous: Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white...

By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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You deserved it 3 597

By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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You deserved it 387

Wedding of the year

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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You deserved it 1 158

By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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You deserved it 54 384

By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 23:35 - United Kingdom - Somerton

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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You deserved it 918

By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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You deserved it 252

Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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Monday 14 February 2011 12:12

ahahaha this ones the best

Lizza330 28

Monday 14 February 2011 12:17

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

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nene_says 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:18

Extremely awkward

dontworry101 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:36

Ooo i love drag queens!

ankeith 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:52

let me guess! you were on niquil!

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:16

Hot.

towelyey 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:07

that's a win

bananamonkee 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:27

holy bajeebus!!!

kenziemakayla 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:45

that post just made my day! hahahahahahahahaha oh damn

toastboy94 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:46

cutiepie wats your number I like your breasts

anthony_barnstab 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:09

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

holstarox 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:10

when i first read this, i didnt see "i dreamed" so i thought you were serious. awks...

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Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML

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Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML

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Today, nine weeks after giving birth, my husband and I finally tried to have sex since a friend was watching the baby. Not only could I not get wet due to hormones, but as soon as he got back from buying lube, his drunk brother called needing a ride from the bar. No sex for me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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Today, I opened my mail and mistook it for my bank statement. It was my hospital bill. FML

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Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

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