Love: Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed...

By ihateeverything - 14/01/2015 17:35 - United States - Granbury

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

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By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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By subconscious karen - 23/05/2021 17:01

Today, I had a nightmare in which I murdered a store employee because the store wasn’t selling the item I wanted. I would never do that in real life, and now I feel extremely guilty for how I acted in my dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Unculturedsimp - 19/05/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML

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Thursday 15 January 2015 0:15

I probably would not believe you if that happened.

Mossyoak_kw 28

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:17

Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!

Comments

pedinhuh 23

Thursday 15 January 2015 13:46

I can understand you feeling so overwhelmed with guilty, but couldn't you atleast wait for the next morning to call him? Or even better, just personally talk to him later on the day?? Calling him in the middle of the night just made matters worse...

CottonCandyQueen 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 13:59

Never, ever, call your boyfriend when you are drunk, high or half asleep. It is doomed to fail majorly.

mcubed1220 4

Thursday 15 January 2015 15:37

This happened to me once. I got out of bed, pacing around the living room very upset that I would have to tell me wife about my infidelity when I snapped out of it and remembered it was just a dream. I gratefully went back to bed and never told her about it.

SBurrke 11

Thursday 15 January 2015 16:02

Why apologize over a dream you had? Who's cares what's going on in your head as long as you don't act on those impulses.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:49

She was half asleep. She was probably barely conscious of what she was doing

Tripitaka 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 16:22

I expect a FML: "Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me. Later she tried to convince me that it was all just a dream. FML"

lau1206 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:33

Oh man... It was just a dream and it's not your fault. You felt bad and told him about that dream. I think he should respect and appreciate that.

ocseal 10

Friday 16 January 2015 4:49

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. Why? Because you'll be together.