Love: Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed...

By ihateeverything - 14/01/2015 17:35 - United States - Granbury

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

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By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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By subconscious karen - 23/05/2021 17:01

Today, I had a nightmare in which I murdered a store employee because the store wasn’t selling the item I wanted. I would never do that in real life, and now I feel extremely guilty for how I acted in my dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Unculturedsimp - 19/05/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML

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Thursday 15 January 2015 0:15

I probably would not believe you if that happened.

Mossyoak_kw 28

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:17

Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!

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Thursday 15 January 2015 0:15

I probably would not believe you if that happened.

Yeros 7

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:09

I would'nt

Daevas 18

Friday 16 January 2015 2:56

Kind of like the 'oops, wrong person' excuse isn't it?

Bquillero16 18

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:16

Well just explain it a little more clearly! Haha

SirMichael 13

Thursday 15 January 2015 1:20

It doesn't matter how clearly you explain it "I was apologizing for a dream, I didn't really cheat on you" sounds like you really mean "I shouldn't have told you the truth and I think you're stupid enough to fall for this excuse."

Mossyoak_kw 28

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:17

Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!

Just_A_Tree 20

Thursday 15 January 2015 1:42

OP should play "Just a Dream" by Nelly really loud whenever she's around her (ex?)boyfriend. Subtle hints are the best ways of making things known. That and keeping stupid little things like dreams to ourselves also helps in these scenarios. But, hey! I may be wrong...

Mii99 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:18

Ehhh, it's kind of unusual imo

FunGhoost 10

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:18

Should of kept that to yourself...no one would believe you now.....

Le_ponderer 14

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:23

If you get to sleep in the same bed with him again, pretend to sleep-talk & say "I love my boyfriend and would never cheat on him". Problem solved.

no_playa_hater 14

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:32

Sure, the world is filled with idiots.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Friday 16 January 2015 21:04

somehow, I don't see that working

aceinthedeck 4

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:33

That sucks! I think your bf should trust you more. I hope you will clear things soon!

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Friday 16 January 2015 21:06

The problem is OP. See, it sounds like absolute bullshit. While half-asleep she probably just said she cheated, and now "it was in a dream, though" sounds like bullshit.

LeavenSilva 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:37

Yeah that would be a tough one to explain... "Hey, I was feeling guilty for cheating on you. In a dream of course".

itcomesinthrees 10

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:38

That sucks! I said some funny and embarrassing stuff while half-asleep, even answered my phone and talked to people in my sleep. Thank God it was nothing like this though.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:39

Well, I can't really blame him for not believing it was just a dream, but it's also not your fault. Dreams happen. All I can say is that I hope he eventually believes you. I wish you good luck.