By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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WallyTheWombat 0

Can't just tell him to get game and treat women the way they want to be treated. Women want so many different things. Some want to be treated with respect, some like getting walked over, some like to be treated as an equal, some want to be treated like they are better than anyone. The list goes on and all it boils down to is experience.

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sydmior 10

Most of my dreams are absurd combinations of real life things and fantasy/science fiction. I wonder if I should start writing them down and make a new video game based on them.

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AtoZ1to3 6

They say that dreams are secret portals to a past life. Maybe you weren't too popular with the ladies/lads then either

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Sandriel 3

So do you ********** in your dreams too?

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batcrazycatlady 10

Ok I know this might sound weird but I was dreaming the same exact thing except I was about to go down on a guy. I didn't see his face or anything but then I got freaked out and said "I'm sorry I can't so this" and ran off just before my parents had walked through the door. I swear this is not a joke. Seriously. I almost couldn't breathe when I read this. The only exception Is that I had this dream sometime last year. Not in '11

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bgdkmcgee 10

Sounds like you need to grow a spine and have a just a little but of self confidence.

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