By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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WallyTheWombat 0

Can't just tell him to get game and treat women the way they want to be treated. Women want so many different things. Some want to be treated with respect, some like getting walked over, some like to be treated as an equal, some want to be treated like they are better than anyone. The list goes on and all it boils down to is experience.

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Person1233 12

FYL for not being able to control your dreams. Brb, going to sleep to **** whoever I want.

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Nienna88 0

sounds familiar... I'm pretty sure someone has posted an FML like this with the same last part about not getting laid in their dreams.

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Nienna88 0

hmm I didnt know "I can't even get laid in my dreams" is a common thing to say. must be common for people like you who have to call people names online. kudos. :)

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Nienna88 0

I'm uncultured and I don't read much because I don't know the phrase "I can't even get laid in my dreams" is common? Right.

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Nienna88 0

I never said it was fake or a repeat I said it sounded similar. Learn to read.

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Maggithaaa 0

.... have you seen YOUR OWN display picture??

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firestarter31 0

lol true just trying to relate to the poor guy.

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RyanX92 0

dream up a rag coverin in chloroform?

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haymagana 2

I'll have sex with u;)

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Truth_Nazi 0

If he can't get laid in his dreams, he probably shouldn't get laid in reality.

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