By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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WallyTheWombat 0

Can't just tell him to get game and treat women the way they want to be treated. Women want so many different things. Some want to be treated with respect, some like getting walked over, some like to be treated as an equal, some want to be treated like they are better than anyone. The list goes on and all it boils down to is experience.

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rinmadvillian 0

Maybe you should turn to the male gender if you have no luck with the ladies ha this is sad.

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emilyxorawr 3

There's always hookers........?

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Kelita 0

great advice!!!! ;-)

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Rooney77 3

That's a big problem, are you not manly?

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treeson 0

dam, that's hard to not get laid in your OWN dreams!

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sonofkarma 5

damn... well you just changed the definition of "wet dream"

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sk8erd 15

Damn dude.... but remember you can do "anything" you want in your dreams... Just kiddin that was messed up

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msitalkalot 9

LMAO...this just made me crack up

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Kelita 0

Just be patient, the right one will come eventually :-)

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