By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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WallyTheWombat 0

Can't just tell him to get game and treat women the way they want to be treated. Women want so many different things. Some want to be treated with respect, some like getting walked over, some like to be treated as an equal, some want to be treated like they are better than anyone. The list goes on and all it boils down to is experience.

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AZUMIKKEL 3

Time to learn to lucid dream. (no, lucid dreams are not the same as wet dreams. look it up)

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TheIronWaffle 0

the correct usage is dreamt. did you know that is this only word that ends with mt?

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paradiseisland01 0

I promise some day you will meet the girl of your dreams , when the time is right . Probably the girl in your dreams is a bitch to turn you down, I bet your a great guy .

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rhysfucker 24

that's sad dude. you need some real life confidence. it's tough, but it will get better.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

hahaha im sorry thats hilarious.. dont worry you'll get a girl one day..... (i hope for your sake), you gotta treat em nice and respect em.. not like most douchbags out there

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dinosluver13 1

awhhh how sad FYL

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