Health: Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 17:18 - Germany

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By spooked - 05/11/2014 20:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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By Dirty - 23/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML

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By mosaicevolution - 03/01/2015 04:04 - United States - Decatur

Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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amerwin 3

Friday 4 March 2011 23:13

I don't suggest masturbating today.

Thisismoses 0

Friday 4 March 2011 23:24

who uses a towel to clean up glass?

Comments

nothingtodisplay 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 6:46

I have no pity for you. you're dumb ass is the one who used a towel to clean I'm glass in the first place. so YDI

samtheman1028 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 7:53

why in the holy mother of hell would you clean broken glass with a towel!!!!!

woopa18 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 8:14

why use a towel to wipe up glass ?

vettle 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 8:43

well that's pretty stupid, but I tend to be the same way!

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 10:07

really? How the **** do you not remember that that was the same towel you used to wipe up glass...the same day? YDI you fail at life

fadingaway 17

Saturday 5 March 2011 10:48

Why would you wipe up glass with a towel instead of just sweeping it?

debatingalways 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:11

correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't typing this Fml require the use of your hands? thus wouldn't typing this actually add to the pain rather than allowing your hands to heal and recover??