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By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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wisericky 12

Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.

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KingDingALing 9

Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!

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wisericky 12

Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.

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uncbballwins 0

And if that doesn't work, she can use her fists to get her out.

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FruitSalad4225 0

I always read your comments in Patrick's voice.

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Captain0bv10us 0

Nice ass cheeks

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mintcar 9

Your mother thinks you suck.

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

what a bitch

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KingDingALing 9

Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!

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KingDingALing 9

That's KINGDingALing to you! :p

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KingDingALing 9

Then she should ********** on her mom's bed. Problem solved.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

how do you know it's chic?

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I_R_Genius 3

Dammit LingLing, don't tell people what we love to do to each other when we are alone. I don't want people finding out about us, especially Kay...

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I_R_Genius 3

#62, Maybe because it shows the gender under the FML? Mabye you should look at it first.

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KingDingALing 9

#62 - Yeah, it tells you the gender of the OP. That's how I know it's a "chic" #63 - Oh shit, you're right. If KaySL found out, he would probably give me an extra forty lashes. Don't tell him I told you this, but I secretly enjoy it when he whips me... He doesn't know so shhh!!

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awardZu 0

Just throwing it out there that on the mobile site, it doesn't show the OP's gender, so not everyone can tell. I only have internet through my BB, so I never know what the OP's sex is.

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senalina 0

im on my ipod i dont get it either

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

that stinks I bet something smells fishy =p

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powerslave117 0

Hahahaha don't come back from your vacation maybe then your mom will realize ur gone and shell start putting the trash away herself any way me and my friend went into a ravine a few days ago when we found a magical door that lead us to the world of narnia it was their that we realized the wicked witch and aslan were having sex so we tried to run away but than aslan noticed us and turned us into stone. well my other friends found out about this and put missing posters up on trees buildings and walls. that was when they realized that it was all a trap and they were also turned into stone. I got really angry and broke out of the stone and walked up to the wicked witch and told her to take off her shoes and let me smell her sweaty gross socks. it was their that aslan realized that the witch was cheating on him and he decided to break it off. well I was smelling thebwicked witche feet when I heard a roar and I looked back to see aslan I fingered him and kept smelling her feet and socks and licking and sucking her feet and their we lay for the rest of eternity licking sucking smelling sniffing ******* and massaging each others filthy smelly stinky dirty feet THE END

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KingDingALing 9

Possibly the BEST porno ever... Who WOULDN't want to ********** to something as sexy as that!?

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Abomb91 0

Okay... First things first. I was disturbed by #12's story. Second I feel OP here. I got demoted at one of my old jobs cause of some crap like this. This is when you look your mother in the eye and point both middle fingers to the sky. Then hope you have a good friend to live with til that settles.

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