Love: Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years...

By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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By IHateMyself - 21/07/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend returned from University after 8 months away. He says he cannot wait to see me. The whole half an hour ride to his home, I was shaking like a leaf. I’m still sitting his driveway because I don’t know how to tell him that I’m 5 months pregnant. Yes, I’m showing. A LOT. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Great first impression - 07/09/2023 16:00

Today, I met my SO's best friend for the first time. He gave us both a big smile and hug, and congratulated us on the pregnancy. Except… I'm just overweight, not pregnant. The entire two hour drive to his house was spent with me trying to hold back tears, and a very awkward silence between them. FML

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By Sim Pleton - 27/03/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after international flights while being five months pregnant to elope with a good man, which my family disapproved of, then paying thousands for his visa with limited finances, he told me, after I struggled with breastfeeding days after the birth, that he didn’t care about me, and had only cared whilst his baby was inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 18:54 - United States - Decatur

Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

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By AFGirlfriend - 28/03/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

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beautiful_mayhem 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:19

Damn..... comment and tell us what happened next!

tangerine_12 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:20

Dump his ass. Now. Guys like that are ******* scum.

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sugarcheyanne 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:20

Sorry to hear that! Suckish!

aguywithapanda 10

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:22

why would you be surprised to see him if thats who u drove to see?

lottofee 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:05

quoting: When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids.

pipsqueak7 7

Monday 9 November 2009 0:09

she wasn't saying that SHE was surprised to see him. she was saying that she wasn't sure who was surprised more, the BOYFRIEND, his wife or kids...

alleyes 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:10

woooaaahhh!!! Step away from the "Panda" and read before posting

pipsqueak7 7

Monday 9 November 2009 0:10

and op, that really sucks :( make him pay for gas

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:23

Ydi for not having a Background search done before ya all got too serious!

marrajane 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:51

Are you serious? That's not at all creepy. I'm not about to go get a background search on my boyfriend, and most people don't. That's ****** up.

joey1707 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:49

how don't you realize that

shanisdaman 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:09

uhh mate...i dont know if i should believe u. ur 'pregnant' and 'UR' man has got other kids and a wife...and ur talking about it on fml? thats a bit strange...

Starfire22 5

Monday 9 November 2009 1:56

Ummm alot of ppl post situations like this on this website because *newsflash* this website is called f*ck my life and it's made for ppl to post about efed up things that happen in there lives... Duh!

alleyes 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:07

......****......****, ****, ****.....seriously it's "**** My Life" website, no need to church it up with #%@*&%...etc......this has been your Public Service Announcement for today

Starfire22 5

Monday 9 November 2009 7:30

Actually it's fmylife.com dumbass I'm not churching it up.

NoNameGer 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:24

thats ****** up indeed

alleyes 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:04

I'm thinking the BF had the truely FML day "Today at my Uncle's funeral, my wife and kids got to meet my pregnant GF, Might as well throw me in with my uncle!"