Love: Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't...

By LoveBytes - 27/03/2012 21:29 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By footyfallout - 16/08/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML

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Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

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By mjbx - 01/01/2012 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML

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Anon struggles

By Anonymous - 20/04/2023 15:00

Today, I realized I shouldn't have confessed anonymously to my long time crush through an anonymous account. I was so happy that they noticed me a little and made posts that seems directed to me, but then they just stopped. I'm so sad and craving their attention that I'm getting upset when I shouldn't be. FML

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ByronJess 17

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:36

And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.

ksjones2 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:40

Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'

Comments

Rasetsu 10

Friday 30 March 2012 5:33

You're a preteen, right? Please don't be over 14.

Epichearts 2

Friday 30 March 2012 14:52

That would totally happen to me

loveydoodlex3 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:15

Are you an idiot????????? You are a dumbass

breah123 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:26

I would die if that happend to me.. what are you gonna do?!?

thedavidharrison 0

Monday 2 April 2012 4:24

Not to be rudddeeee.. But how old are you? Why not just tell them. It doesnt have to be anonymous

derpina130 0

Monday 2 April 2012 17:28

Sucks for you

ale24 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:40

Dumb!!

DopeHat_fml 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 4:14

See? THIS is why you make up a fake email...with numbers...and unrelated subjects.

fmlman287 0

Monday 25 June 2012 9:13

Well, I just hope that your crush feels the same way about you. Good luck to ya ;)

kitty_legs 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 21:02

You have to double check everything!

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