Health: Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was...

By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By CC - 02/09/2012 06:27 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 16:46

And the Darwin award nominees are....

Shmoe 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:03

ouch FYL

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wyldsyde 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:56

smart eh

BigCox3100 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:33

situational awareness fail

V_S234 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:58

Wtf? Why would you pour out a bottle of water?? You can bring it inside and put it in the fridge....

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:54

Lol Last Winter being my first REAL winter I decided to get bold( I was bored) And grabbed the snow shovel, I stepped all gangsta lol to the steps and slid all the way across the sidewalk to the road! My Guardian Angels etc stopped me RIGHT BEFORE the road!!! Pretty funny now but then I was in PAAAAIIN!!! LOL

amberceleste 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:02

I agree w.10 y didn't u just dumb it out in the sink? u were on your way in the house anyway...why not walk a couple more steps to the sink?

NSZ 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:08

I'm not really quite sure how a person can "dumb" water into a sink.. Maybe they can try "dumping" it instead..? Idk, just a thought.

LuVBuG573 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 6:13

Hahaha I did that to my ex boyfriend. I took the hose and put water on the driveway and the porch. He texted me later that day saying he slipped on ice and fractured his wrist. I couldnt help but laugh, and felt guitly..on for a min though. He cheated on me. XD

Matty1188 6

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:40

YDI for dumping it right on the porch when it was freezing out. Always discard liquids in the garden.

Nizzit2 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:00

This would be great to watch across the street from your porch... Person pours water on porch... later on Person walks out & slips cartoon-style on their ass, haha