Health: Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was...

By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By CC - 02/09/2012 06:27 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 16:46

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Saturday 2 January 2010 16:03

ouch FYL

Comments

clavie_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:29

lol did you not watch Home Alone? Or even take a simple elementary science class that said sthg along the lines of "water turns to ice at or below 0°C"? You'd think you poured the water on the steps purposely or something... you deserved it!

omgxwtfxheather 2

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:30

ydi for drinking from plastic bottles AND for wasting water!

sammi_rubs 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 9:08

it's summer

jazziness 12

Thursday 29 September 2011 19:24

The FML was in January.

mike133 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 5:17

Uhhhh.... Freezing temperatures + water = ice derpity derp?

blayke96 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:10

That's why you poor it in grass.

llZombiell 5

Monday 9 January 2012 2:22

:/ why would you empty it on your porch if you were right outside your house? Could've poured it on a plant or walked inside and poured it down the drain. Ydi