Miscellaneous: Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come...

By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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By HomelessGirl1 - 21/05/2012 05:28 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 11:44 - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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By ihaveahome - 12/04/2011 16:02 - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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ava3dg 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:20

hey its free food u should go!

yahoowizard 16

Monday 6 February 2012 10:03

Umm, yeah, not one of those you lol so hard at unless you haven't heard of a good joke before

Comments

xXxRandiexXx 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:01

hahahahahahaha!!! I just 'lol'ed so hard!! sux to be you!!

terranada 3

Monday 13 September 2010 3:32

hey it's a free meal quit whining :/

ellybelly_502 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:49

I dont get it, how is this an FML? The lady was just being nice..

yahoowizard 16

Monday 6 February 2012 10:03

Umm, yeah, not one of those you lol so hard at unless you haven't heard of a good joke before

EFFyourlifecait 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:17

awhhh. hahaha. -_-

ava3dg 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:20

hey its free food u should go!

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 20 February 2009 3:44

Was this woman herself a homeless person? If so, I wouldn't stress it. I live downtown in an area where there are frequent homeless people. They usually ask me for dollars, and to follow them around. Ideally what they want you to do is gain their trust, then pull your wallet out and they'll either grab & run, or ask for more money than you want to give.

Qua5aR 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:03

8D_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:31

#6 .. it's a guy, can't you tell by his name ?

lexatron 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:37

men can be dirty pirate hookers too..

k3llyn 0

Friday 20 February 2009 6:04

omg i really just laughed so hard. thank you.

uncletom_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 10:12

you must have been shuffling up the sidewalk, talking to your pocketwatch with an aluminum foil cap on. --just kidding-- actually, most of the homeless people i have met are really cool and willing to help people out. maybe you just looked like you could REALLY use a meal? i wouldn't be offended until the staff starts asking you questions about your mental stability. but, like a few others said, you should have gone. a few of the most interesting conversations i have ever had took place in homeless shelters or soup kitchens. get out, buddy...make some new (pungent) friends.