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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 08:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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thesupershay99 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 6:46

Mlia best place ever

appleboxes12 12

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:14

Are you ******* serious this is what FML is for you idiot

AwsumShyGuy 12

Friday 31 August 2012 22:00

that's the joke

lyss44 0

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:54

Me too :D

mmily007 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 11:17

Omfg so do especially during my nightly insomnia and self loathing routine!

kalynnepointer 7

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:28

I do all the time.

starfoxx64 6

Friday 28 December 2012 10:17

Meeee too

StingRay_RZA 16

Sunday 6 January 2013 20:00

HOW PATHETIC!! Is your life that meaningless that you have to read about other people's misery to feel better about your miserable shallow pointless... yeah ok who am I kidding so do I!!! I think it's most likely what everyone who visits this site does too...

Justice_Beaver 13

Friday 19 April 2013 5:25

I think that's everyone.

poor_gurll1198 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:53

It's okay, me too.

ProtoPrime 7

Monday 9 December 2013 22:27

That's why someone told me to join this site: So i could laugh at other people's problems :/

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