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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 08:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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monstercity2 8

Tuesday 21 January 2014 7:15

Right there with you. Thank god I'm not the only one.

spignona84 11

Sunday 30 March 2014 15:44

Fuckboi

Whitetommy 8

Monday 26 May 2014 10:41

actually i'm reading this site for fun while working. This is a English website so it looks just like i'm working while reading it. (My country do not speak English and I work as a foreign trader) however I don't like my job so.......me too too!

koolboi69 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:37

hahahah you're definitely not alone ;)

Rebey 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:27

Thats OK. Im pretty sure everyone does or mostly everyone.

fluffyelephant 9

Sunday 5 July 2015 3:38

Join the club

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 23 December 2015 2:55

The Germans like to call this "schadenfreude".

Sir_Mitchell15 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 14:38

The only relatable post on this site.

whymeplease44 8

Friday 1 July 2016 2:29

my life

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 31 December 2016 18:29

That's why most of us are here.

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