By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
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Peroxide 3

I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake

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Kingdutch 3

That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o FYL

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crzyry 6

lol, not very bright are you?

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sexxxtacy 0

nope he isnt very smart at all. plus you thought she did it so you showed it to her??? why??

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talk_fml 0

i think it makes alot of sense. whenever my sis or i did something sneaky like that (a fake snake) we would take it to the other person with a "you can do better than that" kind of attitude. i think this fml is pretty funny but sucks for the OP. and its reasonable that they wouldnt think the snake was real; they were indoors!

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AziraLevana 2

OP's very lucky. Here in Australia, we have something like nine of the world's ten most venomous snakes.

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iiNsTinK 0

epic fail. i wanna see this on video. it would be very very funny to watch.

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Kingdutch 3

That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o FYL

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its_me_haha 0

bahahah somethin like that happen to me.. only i knew it was not rubber and it was in my living room...but i did not pick it up.... i aint scared of snakes but i dont just go pickin them up...

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Kylias 6

Except that they found a snake in their house. :|

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

...wow, the FMLs have sucked lately....

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echo89 0

yea they have, but that because people think that every little thing in their life is an FML moment when really it's them being babies...

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Hmmm? Clearly this FML bites, it doesn't suck. *Dot dot dot, death by ellipsis, dot dot dot* Duh!

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

... You had to go to the hospital. For that. Cause you didn't see if it was real? YDI, and go to MLIA.

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rawrsaur19 0

Well, if I got bit by a snake, I'd go to the hospital. NSW is full of deady snakes, all of Australia is. We got deadly spiders, fish, jellies and more too. F OP's life.

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COBRAMORPH 0

So what, you handled it like you thought it was a ****? Did you put it in your mouth? ****.

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waterynuggets 0

Someone's repressed.

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

Freud would have a field day with you, Cobramorph. You need to get laid.

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Asstazztic 8

hahaha fricken COBRAMORPH that's hilarious :P lol

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cerebellum_fml 0

That's what she said....

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Asstazztic 8

sorry cerebellum but that wasn't good at all :/

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Peroxide 3

I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake

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nickownes1 3

That's probably the best comment I've ever seen..

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