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Could have been a stress fart.

I've done this before, and I did it once while on stage playing and people were yelling and backing away from my side of the stage lol. We were all laughing in between songs. It's only natural and if you didn't get caught you're good.

Should have went out of your way, be polite and hold it in

It's better to let it out and feel the shame, than to hold it in and feel the pain.

I would have laughed at the comments like it wasn't me. Farts happen, and it's not healthy to hold them in.

Oh come on, what's wrong with a little crop dusting? haha. Personally, and this will sound gross to some people I'm sure, i would rather crop dust or let em go as silently as possible in a corner or the bathroom if possible. I have IBS and I get struck with the poop sweats at the worst possible times, and I know that a fart is soon to come. I try to hold it in as much as possible, but sometimes it just happens. Moral of the story: It happens, crop dusting can be funny (if you're into that kind of humor), and if no one finds out it was you you aren't guilty. As long as they didn't find out it was you, I wouldn't make too much of a deal out of it.

Today, I was standing at this concert that I paid a fuckton for. As soon as it got good, the asshole in front of me fired the stank of a million Bush's Baked Beans in my face. I had to be helivac'd. FML.

I read that as you meant for it to happen...& a bit confused, clicked YDI. Then I realized my mistake :-)