Transportation, Weird, Sleep and Awkward: Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work....

By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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NotGabe 28

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:13

That's an innocent way to have fun. c:

WeiXinLun 16

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:13

That. Is. Hilarious.

Comments

StompinOnCrayons 15

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:18

Well, it's all about "helping" the poor

omgimdying 15

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:28

homeless man: 1 you: 0

carelessxdanger 9

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:36

lol the homeless man's entertainment. i hope you were a good sport about it. if it were me i would laugh so hard haha (:

ycrem0n 21

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:40

It's all good, no harm done.

ddlovatolover 23

Thursday 21 November 2013 19:26

Your profile pic just made that innocent comment seem really creepy.

Soundslikeothers 15

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:52

FYL? I say be grateful that is all he did. He could of robbed you or something.

speckledots 29

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:59

There was no one else around watching him do this?

archertheo 15

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:02

Did you wake up dry?

wormsirms 8

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:04

Am I the only one wondering why he had "dozens" of clothespin. That's insane. It's not cute at all. A homeless man pinning clothes pins on a stranger is adorable not cute.