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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Friday 13 November 2009 21:58

Favourited for the "Dreamworld" and "Lectureworld". I like seeing a bit of creativity here for a change.

perdix 29

Friday 13 November 2009 22:26

(My first attempt at this comment seems to have disappeared. Sorry if it's a double post.) Oddly enough, your professor is going to be laughing in Gradeworld and you will let out yet another prolonged, creepy groan in Failworld. Enjoy your never-ending stay in Parentsbasementworld.

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blackturquoise08 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:08

I like how you said prolonged creepy groan... bahaha you made my day!

Chelsee_fml 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:13

Because they never fix errors on FMLs...

zippit09 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:58

In the 17 minutes between our comments? Pretty unlikely.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 14 November 2009 4:05

Give it up, Chelsee. You fail. You were being a bitch, and turned out to look like an idiot.

Skull_300 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:14

**** your classmates! They're jealous because they didn't fall asleep. Did you wake up with a pool of drool on your desk?

Fidget1990 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 1:18

Ermm... #34... The OP is from the UK, and they (like the REST of the world) use the metric system (which actually makes SENSE) it's only us silly Americans that have our own system.

_theman_ 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 1:41

not only us silly Americans, yeah other countries use the Imperial system. Metric is used in most of the world. so double check your facts.

gchartier90 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:33

Yeah I'm a carpenter in Canada. We use the imperial system, which is dumb and less accurate. The metric system is easier to add subtract divide multiply. **** the imperial system and it's the USAs fault we still use it