Health: Today, I met with my trainer, despite having an upset stomach....

By Shan.nel - 20/11/2017 19:30 - United States - Greer

Today, I met with my trainer, despite having an upset stomach. Have you ever tried to hold in diarrhea while doing squats? It doesn't end well. FML

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By wtbfiber - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2019 16:00

Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 21 November 2017 5:36

I think you misunderstood the "Squatty Potty"...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 November 2017 1:39

Lemme guess. You shat upon your trainer’s legs and groin causing him to vomit on you? Same ol’, same ol’

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 November 2017 1:39

Lemme guess. You shat upon your trainer’s legs and groin causing him to vomit on you? Same ol’, same ol’

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 21 November 2017 2:15

No shit it doesn't end well. What made you think it would?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 November 2017 2:23

“No shit?” Unfortunate choice of words. I’m guessing copious amounts of shit!

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Tuesday 21 November 2017 2:35

That just sounds like a shitstorm!

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 21 November 2017 3:57

And thus they discovered jet propulsion.

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 21 November 2017 5:36

I think you misunderstood the "Squatty Potty"...

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:02

You need to work on your sphincter muscle, ask your trainer for advice on which exercise trains it.

sweetbliss3 37

Wednesday 22 November 2017 3:44

yep bc diarrhea cares about muscles. if it wants out it's coming out.

watchtower1224 3

Tuesday 21 November 2017 10:16

Lmfao

kakabalo 18

Tuesday 21 November 2017 10:29

shit happens

lexos 16

Tuesday 21 November 2017 12:22

Never ever workout with a upset stomach even when when you do other exercises besides leg day. Learned that the hard way

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 21 November 2017 13:09

Squats or squirts?

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