Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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I want to speak to the manager of this school

By WHYYY - 20/04/2023 10:00

Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:00

Major fail on your teacher's part...

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

LOL thats freakin hilarious. if she isn't hot, say you're sorry if she is, take her out to dinner to show her you're sorry

Comments

aerosparrow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:06

Yeah, think that sucks for you? Imagine you were the girl. And #10 -- you've never been really tired in class? Classwork determines your grades, not your consciousness. Stop being an anonymous internet asshole.

sulitak 27

Tuesday 11 June 2013 10:54

I can honestly say I never fell asleep in class. I skipped classes to nap because it was less rude

chaosleader0 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:06

to number 5 how do you know that the poster is a guy or bi/gay? you dont so if she isnt hot say your sorry if she is just consider it one person out of the game for a while(only if your a girl)

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 18:55

It says (man) dumbass.

hdbrill1 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:08

# 12 you make no sense

nando92 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:08

IVE DONE THAT BEFORE!!!! cept the girl got a nose bleed, not knocked out

QuiikSilverr 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:09

wow..that is pretty ****** up...and a dick move...maybe he was just tryin to catch some sleep that he missed out on during the break and the ****** old guy went ape shit with an air horn and made you go and knock some chick out...maybe tommorow you should pull a huge prank on him and say happy early april fools day