Work: Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:50

Damn, that boring? Jk, I'm sure the kids didn't mind.

volley4eva1698 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:50

everybody needs a nap sometimes

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scemmarose 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:40

Want to be my teacher?

bleepbloopthis 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:58

A teacher needs a break.

twinklestars7216 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:25

thats how the students feel everyday except they dont get paid

RockstarChickxD 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:37

Damnnnn! Better hope nobody snitched on you!!

maddi79 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:17

that happened to me except I was babysitting and the kids ran away so ihad to find em before there parents got home.

kl_beans 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:47

HILARIOUS!!! Check on YouTube or Facebook, and don't be surprised if a student filmed you!

dismisgoogled 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:50

****** waste of tax dollars and you pathetic people want raises im glad theyre laying teachers off

Life_sucks_13 6

Friday 3 June 2011 3:19

that would be my career major teacher! but that's because she doesn't do anything. I'm sure you're just tired.

superfly09 3

Friday 3 June 2011 3:57

Writing all over your face was great Mr. maxwell!!!!!

chambershc 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:09

dude !! ur the best teacha ever!?!

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Dozing off

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