Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk....

By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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missmurderx 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:18

my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.

omfgrofl1337 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:22

What did you scribble? something naughty i hope

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iGreen_Day 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:22

I call Shenanigans

sucks4u918 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:56

lmao missmurderx!

lovethatpanda 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 3:27

my school still uses chalk boards.

cakeftw 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:21

ydi. sorry op

mahona_fml 0

Friday 17 September 2010 7:35

I wish there was a BS button

TaNmKm 0

Friday 17 September 2010 8:16

Hahaha that is just EPIC!

Crncj 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:20

your just finding out you sleep walk?

overthrownopt 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 1:30

What school still uses chalk?

Khfan12 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:17

Well, it could've been worse. With my luck, I would've ended up doing something horrible.

sissors1234 4

Friday 1 June 2012 22:27

That is so funny .lolz def fyl.

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Same thing different taste

Dozing off

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