By definatelynotamurderer - 03/03/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
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starlandmarie 22

I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

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AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

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whateves997 19

You must have a killing impression on them....

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AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

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pabj208 23

Pretty casual for them to just ask! I wonder what they'd say if you said it was you...

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Googolman 29

My guess is that they were just kidding around and already knew that it wasn't actually OP.

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demonddm 24

well if you plan it properly you know who you can frame.

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Cass_x 22

Just go with it for a little while, make them scared. It could be fun. Don't drag it out for too long though

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Mitchellbassists 29

If you get asked again, you should say "YEAH WANT TO SEE MY KNIFE COLLECTION?"

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starlandmarie 22

I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

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shay_serendipity 29

Ha, I was thinking that too. But seriously, why would someone casually walk up to a potential murderer..?

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