Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk....

By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:18

my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.

omfgrofl1337 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:22

What did you scribble? something naughty i hope

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:30

I don't believe it.

chrissaaababy 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:30

try reading. maybe a psych book perhaps? because this is some bullllshit!

GawZ 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:28

FAKE - unless your class is 2 hrs long and you slept all the way through it! You can't sleepwalk in the early stages of sleep, you need to be in REM stage. Plus dry erase boards replaced chalk boards many years ago.

ellice17 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:46

why was my comment moderated? i only said this isn't real

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:57

I almost got banned for saying "fake and gay".

pigbrain29 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 10:12

lol if that was me id probly laugh to much to be embarrassed

letschat6 5

Wednesday 15 September 2010 11:46

how can you fall asleep that deeply in school?? I can only get to the point of resting my eyes.

katelynjoy 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 12:29

I hope that ends up on YouTube...

karateworm 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 19:00

I'm sorry, but this is obviously a lie. You have 5 stages of sleep... Stages 1 + 2 = Light Sleep , Stage 3 = Slow Wave Sleep (deep sleep). Stage 5 = REM sleep. You can only sleepwalk in stage 3, which requires a good while of stages 1 and 2 to fall into. What a big pile of fail.