By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
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Fyourlife8o8 0

get off the bus and call a friend/relative possibly if not have fun with the hobo ;)

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ithedarkknight 0

lol that happen to me when i was on the training coming from school i fell asleep and missed my stop i lived in BX lol i took the train all the way to Brooklyn XD aww man i miss NY... GOOD THING IM GOING BACK!

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Agenda_Suicide 0

YDI. Never fall asleep on public transit.

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xo_emily_xo 0

Is it just me, or do we see FMLs like this every single day? FAKE!

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seb12992 0

I don't know whether to vote YDI or FML.

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Kristoffer 35

FYL. That's why you don't sleep on the bus.

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albinoninja 0

where did it say the OP was a girl....? the hobo might b gay and the OP a guy... which would suck so much more... why do ppl assume the OP in these kinds of FML's is a girl...? bc if u always assume that then complain that this fml sucks, u shoud get off this site. think about it, it would make more sense for this to b a guy, bc then it's just plain WRONG if ur not gay. use ur head ppl... :D thank u for your time :D

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hjordis 2

"On 07/08/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by feltuponthe69 (woman) - United States (Washington)" That answer your question?

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Bored_2_Death 0

Because it says women by her username

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Jllybn 0

If someone is using the iPhone/iPod touch app, you can't see all of that information, you can see the fml and the persons username and vote or comment but that's about it. You can't reply to other comments also.

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hjordis 2

Well, that I didn't know. Thanks for the information. Still, you'd think they'd have been on it from a computer before and would know that it's there.

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rinnychan 2

This FML would be no worse if the person was a guy or gay.

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lmfaowww 0

$20 bucks it turned her on.

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CountDuk 5

#44 - WIN #4 telling #3 win - FAIL probably fake though (I know I'm not supposed to say that but it's true)

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shewasalmost18 0

i heard drunk hobos give nice leg massages. lucky you

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skullbuster 0

This story comes up every couple days. Maybe these OPs should start their own website, kind of like those best gas price tracking sites, that pinpoints these hobo love machines (hobolove.net) so some of the desperate and clingy relationship seekers that crop up here can find some urban lovin'. I smell another e-Harmony on our hands!

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