Transportation: Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out...

By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:05

get off the bus and call a friend/relative possibly if not have fun with the hobo ;)

plethora 3

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:28

Yo dawg you took the joke too far.

Comments

randomdude1234 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:33

Not really 10 bus stops is a lot.

BlackScorpionAng 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:49

SO, your life was only half ****** because you did get lucky and got laid by a drunken hobo. I think it's karma... you must have kicked a puppy or something.

aiezaiza 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:00

ROFL it makes me laugh how everyone manages to have fights over FML posts. "Today, I had an internet fight and lost. FML." Whether it's fake or not, it's funny. Hobo love

YoungTechnique 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:07

Damn you're life sucks!

Psodium 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:54

The best way to not fall asleep in your way home or wherever is not taking a seat. That's what I do; I've never passed my stop but I've sometimes fallen asleep in the bus and there's always the possibility of waking up not knowing where you are or where and when is the bus back home... It's better to avoid that chance!