By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
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SonOfAMitch 14

What did it taste like? Hopefully something okay, as you don't want you to remember your first kiss as 'dog butt and dirt'.

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RedPillSucks 31

Could have been worse. Could have been a dick.

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thaliah 15

at least the dog will love you unconditionally

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Likian5 26

I may be wrong here...but I'm not sure that technically counts as a "first kiss."

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martin8337 35

Was it as good for you as it was for the dog?

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el_mermaid 16

In this case... man's best friend... with benefits lol!

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locknloll 7

My first kiss was with the dog too, and that was about 8 years ago. FML

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