Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex....

By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Monday 7 October 2013 8:41

Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!

killerclowns 8

Monday 7 October 2013 8:43

How could that even be possible?

Comments

chicme 9

Wednesday 9 October 2013 4:38

either that or he just didn't care to stop...

divadro102 16

Wednesday 9 October 2013 6:39

Happens to the breast of us

binogee 9

Thursday 10 October 2013 16:35

he prob noticed, n kept going

wafflefriez91 17

Friday 11 October 2013 12:13

My boyfriend is to the point that he doesn't care haha.

csmith621 3

Friday 11 October 2013 14:23

Makes me wonder if he's used to you being asleep during sex. Feeling frisky late at night? No need to wake up the girlfriend, she won't notice...

circlelranch69 1

Sunday 13 October 2013 17:35

It happens for you, time for a new boyfriend

bgdkmcgee 10

Saturday 19 October 2013 21:53

You're both doing it wrong.

spoo 24

Friday 25 October 2013 18:13

Dead fish :o

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:21

Maybe he's into that?

KelseyOriana 5

Saturday 23 November 2013 15:36

Lol, I'm pretty sure he noticed.... He probably wasn't ready to stop.

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Today, I realized what pulling an all-nighter means in reality. You’re psyched and active for about two hours after the decision, then you plod along bleary-eyed for another 4-8, after which you inevitably fall into bed, only to end up tired and with a fucked-up sleep cycle for the next few days. FML

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