Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex....

By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Monday 7 October 2013 8:41

Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!

killerclowns 8

Monday 7 October 2013 8:43

How could that even be possible?

Comments

swedeNix 13

Monday 7 October 2013 17:36

Well id say it would be worse if he Did notice, right?

ShenaniganNinja 20

Monday 7 October 2013 18:08

If how you are in bed is indiscernible from sleeping, YDI.

EpicJman2828 11

Monday 7 October 2013 18:50

What woke you up?

burningpassion69 6

Monday 7 October 2013 18:57

You must be a real boring lay

heatace7 5

Monday 7 October 2013 19:18

How does that even happen? Lmao

cloudsofneon 5

Monday 7 October 2013 19:30

You must not be fun in bed.

bfrishcosy31 6

Monday 7 October 2013 20:20

Some people are Tigers in bed, and some are Sloths. It's okay. Don't be too hard on yourself.

AmberAusgeflippt 13

Monday 7 October 2013 20:23

Your boyfriend can't tell if you're awake or not when you're doin it...that's what guys refer to as a dead f*ck. BOOOOOORING!!!

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 7 October 2013 21:20

Doesn't matter... Still had sex!

blayzie420 7

Monday 7 October 2013 21:21

did your butt hurt the next day? hahah

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