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By pop, pop - 08/05/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 017
You deserved it 7 753

Same thing different taste

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Swastika has many origins. Way more positive ones than the Nazis.

Guess you should've stayed awake, unless you're getting paid to sleep. YDI.

he crossed the line a mile ago. what he should have done is drawn a pony from mlp. that would have been the perfect amount of embarrassing.

I sincerely wish your boss sees this. Shit happens at night, and esecially with ISIS now in 15 states? Are you KIDDING ME? Now I don't know quite how serious they are, courtesy of the government and their darned red tape and my basic security clearance. But what I can say is, I wouldn't be surprised if some ISIS whackjob was in YOUR state, miraculously came to YOUR job (because as long as they kill SOMEBODY, who gives ****?) and ****** your world up because you were asleep. People die because of mistakes like that.

Sorry ISIS are in 15 states? What evidence have you of that?

You could have gotten your ass beat for that, pull the ol "dump hot coffee in his lap and call it an accident" move.

Shouldn't have slept at work, you're lucky you weren't fired. and before people bitch about how it's hard to stay up at night, I work a 7 day shift patter, 3 days, 4 nights, 3 off, 4 days 3 nights 4 off, all 12 hour shifts and don't have a single problem staying awake.

I work third shift, and it is very hard. Those who work 12 hour irregular shifts, you have no sleeping schedule. You are used to no sleep and not everyone is you. You have developed the habit of irregular sleep (which is easier to do when you are younger). Working third is not easy by any means.

going for the Charles Manson look, I see?

Dude..... never go to sleep while working. YDI for sure

The swastika is actually a symbol of peace

For Buddhism, yeah, but people in the West obviously associate it with nazism.