Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to...

By Noname - 17/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML

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You deserved it 62 635

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By don't pray, PAY - 23/03/2017 20:00

Today, I attended a Buddhist prayer service for my religion and philosophy course. When the service was over, everyone stood up. Unfortunately, my legs and feet had fallen asleep so much that I lost balance and tackled a monk into the shrine. I'm expected to pay for injuries and damages. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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You deserved it 341

By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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The staircase

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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You deserved it 109

By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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You deserved it 3 869

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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You deserved it 282

Potholes

By Yudith - 16/10/2019 00:01

Today, I ran to catch the night bus which passes every hour, when it unexpectedly passed its stop and turned right. I ran faster, only to trip on a roadwork sign and scrape both knees on the half-rebuilt road, ruining my new yoga pants in the process. FML

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You deserved it 319

Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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You deserved it 151

Snark

By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:03

Ha ha! Love the Irony. Next time try practice what you preach. ;-)

pokipoki 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:08

yeah. perfect practical example for your class. "see what happens when you rush through life? fell down a flight of stairs and stitches on the knee."

Comments

J0HNYR0773N 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:43

LMFAO.. i think thats karma btw

Synthetic42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:48

You should re-write the lecture to be about Murphy's Law

SuperTottenham 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:59

Instant karma's gonna get you; gonna knock you right on the head...

btopishere 1

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:15

That ain't karma, more like hypocrisy.

Grand_Marquis 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:59

I think the worst part of this FML is the fact that he/she actually, literally fell down a flight of stairs. People are gonna think you're being abused now, every time you explain what happened.

Anonymouse77_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:32

BS alert. Falling onto concrete could break your knee cap, or scrape your knee, but in order to get stitches you need a laceration or incision. Was this cement littered with knives or broken glass?

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:33

can u say irony??

watchnlearn 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:52

you should've pretended you were late on purpose. say it was part of the "presentation."

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:34

#35, that is wonderful. #36, when I was eight years old, I fell off my bike and onto concrete. I needed stitches in my chin. Just because you don't personally believe something happened doesn't automatically make it BS, so please keep your smug opinions to yourself.