Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to...

By Noname - 17/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML

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By don't pray, PAY - 23/03/2017 20:00

Today, I attended a Buddhist prayer service for my religion and philosophy course. When the service was over, everyone stood up. Unfortunately, my legs and feet had fallen asleep so much that I lost balance and tackled a monk into the shrine. I'm expected to pay for injuries and damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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By Yudith - 16/10/2019 00:01

Today, I ran to catch the night bus which passes every hour, when it unexpectedly passed its stop and turned right. I ran faster, only to trip on a roadwork sign and scrape both knees on the half-rebuilt road, ruining my new yoga pants in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:03

Ha ha! Love the Irony. Next time try practice what you preach. ;-)

pokipoki 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:08

yeah. perfect practical example for your class. "see what happens when you rush through life? fell down a flight of stairs and stitches on the knee."

Comments

firstnlast77 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:29

irony fail

rikkyc 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:48

almost all of these comments that refer to irony are incorrect. when something happens and the cause or subject of it is the opposite of the intention, that's not irony. that's an unlikely coincidence. irony is when something is interpreted as the opposite of its intention. it refers to a statement's meaning being reversed when taken out of context, not an event that's humorously unlikely. so yes, it was a coincidence, but it wasn't ironic. say the subject of the next lecture was "rush through life". if you saw that written somewhere and thought that the lecture was going to be about rushing as fast through life as possible and you take that as advice, that would be ironic. rushing on the way to a lecture about not rushing is not ironic.

Fidelis_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:41

I love irony! xD

ChaosChild 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:58

You know if you use your knee as an example and tell the class what you learned from it and the correlations to Buddhist philosophy, you'd probably get an A.