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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 00:20 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML

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scottovious 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:04

If the shoe fits wear it proudly... IDIOT!

ellice17 3

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:01

lmao

Comments

NinjaCurry 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 10:29

your dads an jerk lol

ipwnlosers 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:16

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 10:39

your dads a dick -_- he sounded treat his kid like that :

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 10:41

*shouldn't. why'd i say sounded..?

alexis67_fml 3

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CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:13

I bet he told you not to wear those 4 1/2 inch hooker heels first.

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:45

Nice dad.

KennKenn 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:58

did you "like" it?

blondebrunette11 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:27

ooooooh "Like" the status!!! Tehehehe I would

MassEffectNerd 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:30

sooo he has a sense of humor. what's the problem?

cotter96 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:41

that's something my dad would do to haha

foreveryoung97_fml 2

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:47

yuh shuld comment on it and put-hmmmm I wonder who I got it from--?

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