Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then...

By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 005

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By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 438

By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 245

You deserved it 4 155

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 586

You deserved it 31 059

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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You deserved it 14 639

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 151

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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You deserved it 4 255

By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 00:20 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 322

You deserved it 3 887

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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You deserved it 42 999

scottovious 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:04

If the shoe fits wear it proudly... IDIOT!

ellice17 3

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:01

lmao

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NinjaCurry 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 10:29

your dads an jerk lol

ipwnlosers 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:16

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 10:39

your dads a dick -_- he sounded treat his kid like that :

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 10:41

*shouldn't. why'd i say sounded..?

alexis67_fml 3

Saturday 22 September 2012 20:54

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:13

I bet he told you not to wear those 4 1/2 inch hooker heels first.

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:45

Nice dad.

KennKenn 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:58

did you "like" it?

blondebrunette11 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:27

ooooooh "Like" the status!!! Tehehehe I would

MassEffectNerd 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:30

sooo he has a sense of humor. what's the problem?

cotter96 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:41

that's something my dad would do to haha

foreveryoung97_fml 2

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:47

yuh shuld comment on it and put-hmmmm I wonder who I got it from--?

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