Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over...

By spanishgirl101 - 10/02/2010 02:52 - Canada

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

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By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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MissMyriah 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:19

obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.

Reyo 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:22

Depending on how old you are, you need to just get up and walk it off. Unless you got a sprain or a break, which I'm guessing you didn't since you would've mentioned it in the FML, it's more important that you get the hell up walk away from it.

Comments

Alli121 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:19

Football is NOT a slow paced sport!!!!!!!!!!! hello, u like have to RUN down the field and the key word is run!!!! also i'm not against hockey or any thing but u just hit a puck around and fight (NO OFFENSE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HOCKEY) that doesn't seem very fast paced to me...

im2good25 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:09

Actually, football is slow. 40 seconds between plays, which usually last 5 sec. In hockey, they are fast skaters and do quick plays.

zamboniman13 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:27

hockey FTW :)

Kuregan 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 7:34

What a dick.

ZombieKitteh 8

Friday 9 July 2010 8:22

it definitely wouldn't have hurt him to choose his words more carefully but hey, you're a lot tougher than a 1 year old. A 1 year old would've been killed.