Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk....

By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Phyllis79 - 28/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was having lunch with a friend when I went on a rant about how much I really dislike my boss, ranting about all his annoying habits. After a long tirade, my friend looked at me awkwardly and said, "You do realize he's my uncle, right?" FML

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By sunshine - 29/06/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML

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By spanishgirl101 - 10/02/2010 02:52 - Canada

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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mattmsk005 8

Friday 4 July 2014 23:10

Whose the loser now.

RoseBlack123 37

Friday 4 July 2014 23:11

Even if he was your uncle, why would you slap him and call him a loser...?

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mattmsk005 8

Friday 4 July 2014 23:10

Whose the loser now.

cakefete2 30

Friday 4 July 2014 23:16

I hope OP is better at fighting than they are at thinking.

citygirl28 11

Friday 4 July 2014 23:22

Can't help myself, sorry... *Who's

CallMeWindSock 24

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:04

I was hoping someone had corrected him.

Wyaru 9

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:17

*Who's.

teotsi 28

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:30

Too late #30.

JBChristian 47

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:01

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cakefete2 30

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:35

"Looser"? You need to tighten up your word choice.

1tsmenoah 20

Sunday 6 July 2014 0:40

#1 haven't you heard of Mr. Horton and his commonly confused word song?

pooldude 24

Sunday 6 July 2014 9:52

Whats more disturbing is that she greets her uncle by calling him a loser. Salutations have clearly gone downhill nowadays!

jake_braves 25

Sunday 6 July 2014 16:25

64, it's a joke. I doubt he/she really thinks the uncle is a loser. Really? Don't be so critical.

TcheQ 12

Monday 7 July 2014 5:03

Your education, apparently.

RoseBlack123 37

Friday 4 July 2014 23:11

Even if he was your uncle, why would you slap him and call him a loser...?

meganlovestea 15

Friday 4 July 2014 23:17

He probably did it jokingly

badluckalex 23

Friday 4 July 2014 23:22

op still deserves it for making assumptions

pinkster2014 25

Friday 4 July 2014 23:27

It is possible for his uncle to be younger than him...

Sandman366 6

Sunday 6 July 2014 0:44

Losing pounds. Is the gym after all. ;P

Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 4 July 2014 23:11

And how did that work out for you?! You should definitely double check to make sure you know the person before assaulting them!!

cakefete2 30

Friday 4 July 2014 23:14

OP tried to run, but sadly, was reminded how bad his cardio was.

jklolz94 10

Friday 4 July 2014 23:11

that sucks :/

moni103 15

Friday 4 July 2014 23:11

why dont people check who it is first to make sure its the right person?

ScottVining 21

Friday 4 July 2014 23:11

How to play that one off...

OysterPearls 33

Friday 4 July 2014 23:52

Loser... of weight?

cailey1234567890 24

Saturday 5 July 2014 0:08

How about "Oh shit, i thought you were my uncle. Im sorry"

91hayek 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 4:24

Maybe it's just me but after being slapped really hard, that apology would just make me angrier. Sounds flippant. If anything I'd slap him back and say "Did you think that was uncle'd for? I sure did."