Money: Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding...

By supertango500 - 11/03/2013 18:56 - United States

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Goodie - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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Stinkerbelle 15

Monday 11 March 2013 23:51

Dumbass.

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 11 March 2013 23:53

Looks like you owe someone a huge apology

Comments

CRC_101 31

Tuesday 12 March 2013 6:47

You had no other reason to dump him? And yet you insisted on assuming that he would steal your calculator? It sounds to me like it's a good thing that relationship ended. Talk about max distrust!

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 7:09

Bonus bitch points!!!!

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 7:13

Well , now you can take the $2.95 batteries out of your $135. Calculator, put them in your $19.95 vibrator, and stick it up your ass !!

Agordoni83 6

Tuesday 12 March 2013 7:18

Maybe you should keep your room clean and then you won't loose things... Just a suggestion

ctchan2381 5

Tuesday 12 March 2013 8:10

definition of bitch....

streetracerVC 9

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:16

Men. We don't know what we did.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 11:29

You lost your calculator and the only possible explanation you could come up with was that your boyfriend sold it for gas money? What the hell is wrong with you?

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 11:51

even though I doubt he take you back I hope you called and apologized you bitch

whY402Jay 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 12:33

Over some stuff... if you were male i'd tell you to grow some nuts and get over it.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 12:53

For having a $135 dollar calculator, I'm sure you enjoy or are capable of doing incredibly hard math, and good logic skills... YDI for not thinking logically

Mifflicious 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:27

What does math and logic has to do with each other? I have some awesome "logic skills" but I totally blind to numbers and can't do any math ( except for those reeeally easy ones ) withough going mad.