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By supertango500 - 11/03/2013 18:56 - United States

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Goodie - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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Stinkerbelle 15

Monday 11 March 2013 23:51

Dumbass.

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 11 March 2013 23:53

Looks like you owe someone a huge apology

Comments

Arrawyn 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:04

Why do you even have a calculator that expensive?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 12 March 2013 14:43

That's the typical price for a TI scientific calculator, around here. Now you can get the cheaper Sharp or Casio models, but most teachers use TI and wont bother to explain to you how things work on the other models.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:04

you broke up with him over a calculator?

arkin5 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:04

You broke up with him for $135... Smh he deserved better

interesting33 36

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:15

well if she thought she couldn't trust him and thought he was a thief then that is a valid reason to dump someone I think. I mean he wasn't, and clearly she was wrong but I do still understand it -though it sounds like there were trust issues.

IconicLemon 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:13

A calculator cost $135. wow.

btracy619 23

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:11

It was most likely a graphing calculator.

NocturnalCro 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:13

Wow. You're a winner aren't you?.

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:33

Enter 1.145, then look at it upside-down. I hope his next girlfriend is nicer and has 58008618.

CrimsonAmaryllis 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:36

That's the biggest YDI I've seen in awhile.

pdn5 5

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:37

YDI for 1) accusing him without any evidence and 2) doing something as big as breaking up with him because of this baseless accusation. I hope you've learned something :P